Mood Swings and Rude Things: 14 Things for The Valentine-less To Do on Valentine's Day

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. And there's no need to feel like this!!

If you’re valentine-less like me, I created a survival guide to get through all the hearts and kisses.

I got you, dude.

Who needs a date when your best friend is chocolate??? Take your ass to the dollar store and buy yourself some. ℓ (＾-＾)＿日❤ ϚϦοςӧԼձϮϵ❣
Everybody’s buzzing about Fifty Shades of Grey, but you can do so much better. Going to the theater on V-Day is a terrible idea, but you can have way more fun for way less at home. Catch up on tv! Watch movies online! Here’s a whole tumblr full of movie master posts if you trust these sites. Solarmovie is my favorite website. And it has ENDLESS options.
TV!! Don’t even need cable or a paid subscription! Watch My Mad Fat Diary! Shameless! Orphan Black! SNL’s 40th anniversary episode is on at 11:30 V-Day night, too! Go crazy.
Check out Rhiannon McGavin’s Condensed Shakespeare version of Romeo and Juliet to remind you that being un-single TOTALLY SUCKS AND ALWAYS ENDS IN DISASTER. Phew. You dodged a bullet.
Maybe you don’t wanna watch anything… understandable. Maybe music’s more your thing. 8tracks has a MYRIAD of V-Day mixes for all the types of feelings you’ll probably feel.

Here’s some of my favorites. (Or you can make your own) // Pizza Can Be My Valentine // OH SNAP Is Valentine Coming? // 14 Tracks for the 14th //
Fifty Shades of Grey’s soundtrack is out and even though it’s “romantic”, it’s also creepy as hell, and today is Friday the 13th, and everyday is a good day for creepy sexy music.There’s plenty of 8tracks mixes out there with all the songs on it already, saving you the time of downloading it...because be honest, all we cared about was “Crazy in Love”. // here's one mix edit: only a cover of crazy in love on there :( //
Take a walk (or drive lol im 2 young, i forget ppl have cars). Go grab some coffee or hot chocolate somewhere. There’s gotta be a V-Day sale goin’ on somewhere. Might as well take advantage of it.

i'd date the hell out of u too ;)
Learn about the organization V-Day. Watch the some of the Vagina Monologues. This is one of my favorites
Paint your nails! Tutorials: UFO manicure // pizza manicure // cloud manicure
DIY your life away== my current favorite: embroidered patches // big eyes // bff earrings
OK, this is meant as a gift, but seriously this heart-shaped box of chocolate tutorial is the coolest thing. Listen to some Nirvana to get into the mood.
Yes, I’m aware the last 3 were literally just links to Rookie...but. JUST PERUSE ROOKIE. You’ll get lost there forever and you’ll love it and feel all kinds of inspired.
The most effective point on here= HAVE A PARTY! Get all your fellow single girl/boy friends together, rent library movies, watch netflix, tell them to bring a comfort food of their choice, eat your feelings, and dance the night away. Nothing’s more fun than being single with other people on the most commercially successful “romantic” day of the year. Fuck the system and live it up.
If your friends are all busy and all else fails, BROWNIE IN A MUG. ‘Nuff said.